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Slim matte black silicone HOSS ring on dark slate in warm gold light

Concept renders. Final production photography to follow.

First Production Run · Limited

The HOSS Ring

★★★★★ Early tester feedback · full reviews at launch

One seamless matte black band, worn like jewelry. Worn in public, felt in private.

◎Calm: a slow resonance for breathwork and wind-down ✦Recovery: a fingertip massager for neck, jaw, and hands ♥Connection: four haptic patterns, made for two
$179 Reserve free today

No charge until ordering opens with the first run.

1 · Finish

2 · Size

Recommended. The kit ships ahead of your ring, so day one fits like it was made for you.

3 · Reserve your place

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◈ 1-Year Warranty ◈ Discreet Box & Billing

In the box

  • HOSS 3-in-1 vibrating ring, in your true ring size
  • The keepsake charging box: the box is the wireless charger
  • Travel pouch & ritual quick-start guide
  • Free discreet shipping (US)
What It Does

One ring. Three lives.

Five sequenced motors in a silent, seamless band. Here's where it goes with you.

Cupped hands holding the HOSS ring in soft morning light

Calm

A slow, steady resonance in your palm. Two minutes of breathwork before the day starts talking.

The ring worn on two fingers, pressed to the neck

Recovery

Slip it over two fingers: a targeted massager for the jaw, neck, and hands that typed all day.

Two matte black rings resting together on dark silk

Connection

Four haptic patterns across three intensities, designed for both partners. Or just for you.

Feel how it moves

A live simulation of the five sequenced motors. The real thing is for your hand, not your screen.

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Voices

The ritual, in their words

★★★★★

"I bought it for one reason and ended up using it three times a day for three different ones. The morning ritual is the one I didn't expect to keep."

Placeholder · Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"It lives on my nightstand next to the sleep tracker and the magnesium. That's the shelf it belongs on: it's a wellness thing that happens to also be the fun thing."

Placeholder · Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"My partner and I call it the peace treaty. Massage mode after work, and… the other mode after that. Discreet box, discreet statement, zero awkwardness."

Placeholder · Verified Buyer

Before you reserve

What does reserving actually mean?

Your email holds a place in the limited first production run at launch pricing. No payment now. When ordering opens, you get first access before the public. If you change your mind, ignore the email. That's it.

How does sizing work?

Choose the free sizing kit and it ships ahead of your ring: try the sizes at home, confirm yours, and your HOSS arrives fitting right on day one. Already know your size? Select it and skip the kit. Either way, your first size exchange ships free.

Is it actually silent?

The five motors are soft-mounted and mechanically decoupled from the shell, so vibration doesn't transmit as an audible buzz. Across a dinner table, next to a sleeping partner, it keeps your secret.

Is shipping and billing really discreet?

Completely. A plain outer box with no product names or imagery, and a neutral billing descriptor. The keepsake box inside is beautiful; the outside tells no one anything.

How long does the battery last?

Designed to last an evening: roughly 3.5 to 4.5 hours in the wave modes. The keepsake box it arrives in is the wireless charger: set the ring inside, close the lid, full by morning. No charging port, which keeps the band seamless and waterproof.

Is it body-safe?

Yes. The body-contact surface is medical-grade platinum-cured silicone, free of phthalates, latex, and BPA. Every unit carries a 1-year warranty against defects.

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